I have a very funny and bizarre conversation with a friend, where the topic start from young girls dating older man to mistress to toy boy to pimp to enterprise business. You would need to understand a lot of Cantonese, some English, and a little bit of Mandarin and Bahasa Melayu in order to understand the following conversation (most probably you are a Malaysian if you succeed).
Warning: The conversation is full of crap
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Me: old n experience man + rich really can treat girl like princess, pamper her until like no tomolo
Me: tats why mistress is a popular profession, haha
LukLuk: haha.. guys also can mah, can tackle foot tai .. hhaha
Me: hmm, dunno foot tai got keep guys like keep mistress like tat or not le
LukLuk: hehe.. interested in this kinda job?
Me: hmm, if a pretty old lady good also ge
LukLuk: bou lou ngau? hahah
Me: den got bmw, got bangsar condo, got armani, got good monthly income, got expensive watch
Me: tak payah kerja liao la
Me: den when she get bored wif me, i got enuf money to keep a mistress liao, muahahaha
LukLuk: den free that time can use the money go tackle some young ladies also wor hoh
LukLuk: siu fan dau sap gei nin..hahaa
Me: haha, ya lor, since got convertible bmw
LukLuk: but gotta keep urself strong la..hahaha.. dunno those foot tai got strong sex drive or not
Me: hmm, we r pro ma, of coz need to work like pro
Me: need to gym, go saloon, eat health product, sex enhancement recipe
Me: u tot sit there no need do ar, hahaha
LukLuk: always gotta take jong yeung food la like tht..hahaha
LukLuk: mayb the foot tai heng SM den mai cham lor
Me: hmm, den have to charge more la
LukLuk: den gotta always learn new tricks 2 please her lor
Me: sum lei tong mai kei yuk seong ge chong xiong pui siong
LukLuk: sounds like quite an enjoying job hoh. hhaha
Me: buy more porno tape lor, fun noi si je
Me: do dak good, year end got bonus, hehe
Me: so, mistress betta or toy boy betta le?
LukLuk: hmm... both also sound quite attractive
LukLuk: can consider juin hong... u
Me: hmm, but a lot need to be done b4 turn pro wor
Me: somemore, my potential not very good
LukLuk: ha.. den u can deh har d foot tai, ask her 2 sponsor u set up co ... jst 2 achieve ur dream..hehhe
Me: if like handsome_boy, den no prob la
Me: maybe i could invest in handsome_boy to kau foot tai
LukLuk: haha... can b trained 1 geh.. from today onwards, everyday go gym.. lin dai jek..hahaa
LukLuk: den u mai bcome guai goong? hahha
Me: den i become pa pa sang, mai even betta
LukLuk: guai goong..haha
Me: 1 person wif many foot tai, wah, syiok ma
Me: i earn commision from them, somemore can go kau lui
LukLuk: jai dak goh, jai dak goh..
Me: still can drive convertible bmw
Me: ya lor, must think big
Me: where can so mou tai ji become toy boy one
LukLuk: den not only can hire toy boy, can hire mistress also
Me: i wanna become toy boy pa pa sang
Me: ya lor, tat time maybe u can pong chan me also
LukLuk: jong hor yi gao kei yip wah, gok jai fah.. wahhh...
Me: u become my agent, i give u one free toy boy
Me: u want SM one also can
LukLuk: wahhh.. good also wor.. can choose wht type of toy boy or not?
Me: sun ching xiu min yong also got
Me: kum seng mou type also got
LukLuk: sun ching xiu min yong, kong yeh yum wah also got hoh
Me: lau dak wah can also
Me: yum jin but nang yi is the jiu pai foh
LukLuk: hahaha
Me: if u like girl, i can arrange 4 u also
LukLuk: ah gua also got rite?
Me: ah kua less demand, but if u say le wor, i fu tong dou hoi also find one 4 u
LukLuk: hahhha.. jan hai tai tip sai sum ger jek
LukLuk: sure got a lot of customers la like tht
Me: LukLuk ma, gang hai u tap pit guan jiu lei la
LukLuk: wan yat goh nam, yat goh nui ...den mai dim sai lor
LukLuk: hor yi yat chai wan tim..heheh
Me: yum yong tong sat? hou, gor yim hai gou sau har
Me: jong hor yi tip lo hom tim
LukLuk: wahhh... wan fa sik tim ar..
Me: lei jung yi ma
LukLuk: gum yiu dang ngo lin fan gei har yoga sin..hehehe
Me: pong lei pak mai video yau tim wah je
Me: yoga? kom mai hou sai lek? gou sau jong ge gou sau
Me: pui fuk pui fuk
LukLuk: tin yan hap yat! hahhaa
Me: haha, yuk sin yuk sei jau yau lei fun
LukLuk: hai poh.. dou you si har yuk sin yuk sei geh gum gok..hahaha
Me: hai si hou la, ngo lau fan d hou ye bei lei
Me: xiong dang for sek, mmm hai chi for
LukLuk: yao mou dak tai har ban sin gah?
Me: lei lor hei sai sin la
Me: mmm ngam fan lei wun gor
LukLuk: 5 ngam bao wun tim ar... jeng wor
LukLuk: hahhaha
Me: hak mou zi xiong ma
LukLuk: guo yin fuk mou 5 cho ha.. gum gam man jao dai hui goh lei la
Me: gam man yau hou dor go, lei hor yi man man gan
Me: yau ham sap pak pak la
Me: yau jing cheong long zi la
Me: yau nam yan zhong ge nam yan la
Me: yau t** p** mou zi nui san la
Me: sat joi tai tor la
Me: jung yi ge jau lor fan hui la
LukLuk: toong toong sat sai la..hahha
LukLuk: si har 5 toong 5 toong geh foon dou hou mah
Me: hou, yau sing gak, gau tum sum, gau yum jin, hahahaha
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Fascinated by all the crap that we can talk about :)
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